Friday, December 04, 2009

New Philosophy of Whutevs

Between coffee stops at Horny Tim's down Garner Road West and licking the Maple off the Canadian around White Brick Church, my bio partner in class Jeff Exner had this awesome new epiphany, where he came to the sudden realization of the meaning, the complete comprehension of the essence of a philosophy that was so interesting I just had to share it here.

This new philosophy, from this former admittingly freshmen philosophy major, was the Whutevs School of Thought, which as it has been explained to me is quite simply, when given an extremely difficult task at hand, you shrug your shoulders and simply say whutevs, like perhaps it has been a list of books on Postmodernism in Historiography or a final exam cumulative study list for Bio, just do the shrug and say whutevs.

Kudos to you, Jeff, and this simple new system to let the water upon one's back roll like off a duck's back, this could save many a life out there from burnout or worse, best thing coming out since Kramer from Seinfeld's idea of Serenity Now but Insanity Later, but it really does free you for the moment any stress filled type situation hits you, along with prayer first and foremost, which is good unless you are, like me too, a pressure cooker and need it to function.